Everyone loves a good Canadian, and we are pretty good at laughing about our quirks. We love to live in the best place in the world and have a pretty good sense of humour about it. This post has all of the best Canada jokes and funny Canada puns. You will find yourself in stitches quite quickly if you are a Canadian, and if you are not, I am sure that what you do know about Canada, you will be able to laugh alongside everyone else!
Keep reading for all of the best jokes about Canada. If you are not in the funny mood, you can always read these Canada quotes for Instagram captions instead
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Jokes About Canada
Did you hear about the guy with a map of Canada tattoed on his butt? Every time he sits down Quebec separates.
What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common? They both look good until they hit the ice.
How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool? You say, “please get out of the swimming pool.”
In Canada the seasons are, almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
What does Canada produce that no other country in the world produces? Canadians.
Someone tried to sell me Canada. I was having Nunavut.
What are two seasons predominantly seen in Canada? It is just winter and then July!
What is the only place in the world where the United Kingdom and Latin America meet? They meet in British Columbia.
Funny Canadian Jokes and Jokes about Canadians
What are the two seasons predominantly seen in Canada? It is just winter and then July!
What did the snow say to the Rocky Mountains? I’ve got your covered.
What was the skeleton doing at the hockey game? Driving the zam-boney.
Why shouldn’t curlers tell jokes on the ice? Because it might crack up!
What has antlers and sucks blood? A moose-quito!
Why is maple syrup always so sad? Because it’s sappy.
How do you get a Canadian to apologize? Step on their foot.
Why are Canadian students so smart? They get lots of ehs.
How do you stop bacon from curling in the frying pan? Take away its broom!
Why do hockey players like baking cakes? because they’re great at icing.
If you’re Canadian when you go into the washroom, and you’re Canadian when you come out of the washroom, then what are you when you are in the washroom? European!
Knock Knock Whose There? Yukon. Yukon Who? Yukon see the Northern Lights from here!
Whistler while you work!
Yukon see the Northern lights from here!
Isn’t it Trudeau?
We’re having a part-eh!
Why I Ottawa!
What the puck!
More Canada Jokes
What do you call a sophisticated American? Canadian
What is the type of tire that fixes itself on its own without troubling the driver? It is a Canadian tire.
Which Canadian city is full of fierce cats? Vancougar
What did Victoria say to Vancouver? I’ll BC-ing you later.
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Canada Day Jokes
Knock Knock Whose There? Snow. Snow who? Snow big deal. We're celebrating Canada Day! Knock Knock Whose There? Ice. Ice who? Ice to meet you, eh?
You Know you are from Canada When …
You know you are from Canada when … You drink pop, not soda.
You know you are from Canada when … You can drink legally while still a teen.
You know you are from Canada when … You talk about the weather with friends and strangers alike.
You know you are from Canada when … You don’t know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it’s just a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans
You know you are from Canada when … Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
You know you are from Canada when … You drive on a highway, not a freeway
You know you are from Canada when … Like any international assassin/terrorist/spy in the world, you possess a Canadian passport.
You know you are from Canada when … You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
You know you are from Canada when … You know Toronto is not a province.
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You know you are from Canada when … you know what a toque is.
You know you are from Canada when … you know exactly where you were when Sidney Crosby scored the Golden Goal at the Vancouver Olympics in 2010!
You know you are from Canada when … You think it’s too cold in the winter, too hot in the summer, and when you travel the world, you can’t wait to come home.
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Lindsay Nieminen is the creator of UncoveringBC.com. She grew up and still lives in the suburbs of Vancouver with her family. She aims to inspire inform, and educate others about traveling in her home province of British Columbia. She is also the creator of carpediemourway.com which aims to show parents how to seek out adventure at home or abroad, with their children in tow!